People – If you are in a public bathroom, WASH YOUR HANDS. This doesn’t mean just running your hands under water. Like a cold shower, that just refreshes the germs and slaps them back to reality if they’re horny.
Let’s face it – I know where your hands have been, and I don’t want your pee/poop/period/germy hands touching the same doorknob I have to touch to leave the public bathroom. Use soap – liberally.
(Thanks to Amanda again for reminding me that I needed to bitch about this one too.)
Believe it or not, I'm an optimist. That probably sounds funny after reading my rants, but it's true. Maybe it's because I see humor in everything - even if it's in things that kind of piss me off. I hope you enjoy my blog, and get a good laugh to start or end your day on a good note.
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Ron said
What if you’re in Wal Mart or Lowes where there aren’t any doors at the bathroom entrance? Do you still have to wash?
mybitchfest said
Yes, because your stinky poopy hands are still all over the merchandise. (By the way, that is my husband Ron razzing me.)
carrie said
You should blog about when there is no soap in the bath room too! Or when some of the faucets don’t work so you have to turn allll the knobs to wash your hands.
Kyle said
Right on!
I agree with Carrie.
Or when everything is automated, but they don’t work.
I’m always the one waving my hands frantically under faucets and hand dryers, trying to get them to work.
Robots hate me.
mybitchfest said
Oooh, Speaking of automatic bathroom things – I just got another idea for a rant. Thanks guys!
April said
This one gets to me too! I cam such a clean freak and it’s even worse when I see people preparing my food to eat with just their bare hands because I wonder if they really did wash them.
Bathrooms just need to have like antibacterial hand gel…no towels or water needed!
Ralph DeMattia said
You only need to wash your hands if you’re stupid enough to either piss or shit on them, and I USUALLY don’t do either. If some bold shithead actually says to me (and a few have) “Whay don’t you wash your hands”. I answer “Don’t worry asshole, I’m not cooking for you tonight!”