I like my neighbors next door. They are super nice, but their dog comes into our yard specifically to crap. He won’t go in HIS yard. He’d rather go in ours, so as not to dirty up his area. He’s a large dog too. Some days it looks like I’m growing chocolate soft serve cones in my garden instead of flowers (with garbage fly sprinkles). Seriously.
Then we have another neighbor who keeps her dogs on a leash, but brings them to everyone’s front yards to crap. I have so many turds under my mailbox from her walking her dogs around there 3-5 times a day, and she has never once cleaned them up. It’s gross. Clean up your dog turds, people!
Lindsay said
I think you should bag up the dog walking ladies poo, and leave it for her right in front of her door. Maybe she’ll get a clue!
Kelly said
Damn. Those people have some nerve! Letting their dogs do their thing wherever they please, not cool.
Kelly said
Lindsay is right on! That would show her.
(another) Lindsay said
Even better – if the dog runs over and poops, bag it up, tie it to the dog’s collar, and send him home.
hehe. What a nice present for the neighbors!
mybitchfest said
Oh, great idea (another) Lindsay! I’ve also always been a fan of the classic “flaming bag of dog shit on the front door” trick.
Day said
I love this post. I think you should do what the dump does when people do not sort the trash….bag it up, put a note on it with “PLease dispose of your DOG CRAP in the proper way. The next incident will impose a fine.
Leah said
Ahhh…Chris…if only you knew how many dogs live in my town!!! When the volunteer fire alarm goes off it is like a serenade!!! My thought…put the money you were going to spend on the sign for the PO and get a sign for your front yard!!! (Of course…if it continues to happen…issue the burning-dog-shit fine.)
Ralph DeMattia said
Two fun things you can do to the Dog Clods ( I have had cats for the past 42 years, and not a one of them has EVER bothered anyone because they’re housecats)
1. Be sure where the offender’s humans live and take the pile (and the fresher the better), put in front of their front door, put an M-80 or small explosive deep in the center of the pile and light it and run. This is really fun to do at night.
2. If the clod’s dog does it when you actaully see them, get a quart-size freezer bag and go out and wait for them to come back, ask if he intends tp pick up his mutt’s leavings and if he says no or ignores you, put the freezer bag on your throwing hand; pick up the leavings and throw them at him.
Chuck Meoli said
Drizzle some bacon grease on them and the next dog to come along will eat them for you. Warm it up first so it soaks in real good.
Kenzie said
Just googled “dogs crapping in my yard” and clicked on your link. Chuck, THANK YOU! Made my day and gave me great inspiration.
tyler said
heres an idea, collect the crap for a month or two in a bag and then one day dump it all in their yard (or better yet on their driveway or porch) with a note saying “A month’s worth of your dogs love”
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