MyBitchFest

I can see why automatic toilets are a good thing for the most part. I don’t have to touch that disease-ridden handle for one, and the place does smell better since everyone HAS to flush (another rant for another time). But it really sucks when you sit down to pee and the stupid thing keeps flushing – and they REALLY flush! I get worried that I’ll be sucked down to China. I like China and all, but I don’t want to ride the poop-water express there. I’m not Nemo for God’s sake.
I heard that the electric eye has trouble seeing black. That’s what people said when these toilets first came out anyway. It’s too bad that they didn’t pick a yucky color for it not to see. Actually, wouldn’t it be funny if it flushed only when you made bad fashion choices? They should put one of those toilets on the show “What Not To Wear”. It would be hilarious! If you picked a bad outfit you had to be subjected to the “Torture Toilet”. Mwah-ha-ha-ha!